Dear Replacement,
i am writing to inform you i am away for some time and untill then i am handing over the responsibility of Sir Algernon. It is going to be undoubtedly hardwork however once you have understood my instructions it'll be alot easier. He is very partial to cucumber sandwiches although he doesnt like to admit it and uses it was an excuse for me to prepare when his Aunt Augasta is visiting. Make sure you have prepared enough food to last a week because Sirs appetite is rather big especially when he is under stress the only thing that comforts him and unstresses him is food. He is also a big fan of muffins so make as many as you can to keep him occupied. Please do be aware that there is no blunder in the kitchen and that the food is to Mr Moncreiff's taste. Otherwise that will not leave you in his good books, making this task difficult.
i am writing to inform you i am away for some time and untill then i am handing over the responsibility of Sir Algernon. It is going to be undoubtedly hardwork however once you have understood my instructions it'll be alot easier. He is very partial to cucumber sandwiches although he doesnt like to admit it and uses it was an excuse for me to prepare when his Aunt Augasta is visiting. Make sure you have prepared enough food to last a week because Sirs appetite is rather big especially when he is under stress the only thing that comforts him and unstresses him is food. He is also a big fan of muffins so make as many as you can to keep him occupied. Please do be aware that there is no blunder in the kitchen and that the food is to Mr Moncreiff's taste. Otherwise that will not leave you in his good books, making this task difficult.
Also Sir Algernon, a man of many leisures often has his friend Jack visiting, togetether they are a diasterous pair but do not worry they are good friends even though they spend most of their time winding each other up. When Jack comes over to stay please place him two floors above Sir as the far away they are from each other the quieter it appears. Also Sir wants to make sure his floor is kept to himself, so i ask you not to interfere in any matter to do with Sir's bedroom.
Mr Moncrieff enjoys playing on the piano in the afternoons when he is not busy on business matter and he does like it when i listen to him he feels like he has done well, so therefore listen to him attentively and praise him on his acheivement. whatever you do do not talk about your personal matters sir has no interest over it. he may appear to listen however if you talk to much he will kindly tell you to stop so therefore save yourself the embarassment and just listen to him.
Lane.